Ever wonder what Sunset Boulevard or Whatever Happened To Baby Jane would’ve been like if Mickey Rooney had been cast in place of Gloria Swanson or Bette Davis? Me neither, but here it is. Rooney is B.J. Lang, a deranged makeup artist who has kidnapped an actress (Luana Anders) keeping her in the back of an abandoned theater, forcing her to act out scenes whenever he’s not screaming abuse at her like they’re in an Edward Albee play, chasing her around the theater in slow motion, or randomly singing “Chattanooga Choo Choo”. The question becomes, who will crack first…Luana or you, the viewer?