Don’t Call Me Fuzz

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Not to be confused with USA Network’s cutting edge late night staple of the 80s, or the Led Zeppelin song, Night Fright stars John Agar as the sheriff of Holliston Texas, who’s investigating the deaths of some malt shop-hopping teens who look even older than the ones in Teenage Strangler. The culprit is a woodland critter from outer space. If you’ve ever wondered what would happen if Sasquatch got freaky with a Klingon (Haven’t we all? I know I have) this is what their kid might look like. ‘Course, you never get too good a peek at the creature (although it wanders the woods through the whole movie) because the cinematography is dark…it’s as if they shot the film with Johnny Cash’s shirt draped over the lens…

"Sure, I've got the hair and the phony smile, but do you think I'm truly smarmy enough to be a gameshow host?"

“Sure, I’ve got the hair and the phony smile, but do you think I’m truly smarmy enough to be a gameshow host?”

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