What’s Wrong With This Picture?

zombie_island_massacre 

 

Well, it’s set on an Island alright, and people are massacred…but where are the zombies? Not a single brain-craving gutmuncher in sight…no real ones, anyway. How many times do I have to say it? If you’re gonna put “zombie” in the title, you’ve gotta have some goddamn zombies in the movie. Granted, exploitation pictures are built on false advertising and a Barnum, carny, caveat emptor philosophy, but still…Stand and deliver, you bastards!

 

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3 comments

  1. horrorchick98 · July 19, 2014

    I would expect that a zombie should not just make a cameo in the film but it should STAR in the damn picture! I detest when they do this to the viewer! I call shenanigans, shenanigans I tell you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • jayghastly · July 20, 2014

      Seriously! There oughta be a law! Alert the Better Zombie Business Bureau!

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