Well, it’s set on an Island alright, and people are massacred…but where are the zombies? Not a single brain-craving gutmuncher in sight…no real ones, anyway. How many times do I have to say it? If you’re gonna put “zombie” in the title, you’ve gotta have some goddamn zombies in the movie. Granted, exploitation pictures are built on false advertising and a Barnum, carny, caveat emptor philosophy, but still…Stand and deliver, you bastards!