Asylum Of The Inane

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A lunchmeat-faced psycho living in an abandoned mental institution slaughters anyone who trespasses (when he’s not busy watching Tod Slaughter movies) with tools from the coroner he killed when he woke up in the middle of his own autopsy. Wouldn’t you be super pissed? The scariest part is…he used to be a lawyer. This is a slasher spoof so the characters are even more cartoonish versions of the usual stereotypical, obnoxious, oblivious psycho-bait teens that you can’t wait to see sliced and diced. There are a couple of standouts though:

Ruth Collins rules as the two-fisted lunatic uberbitch lead singer of “Tina and the Tots”….

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And the wonderful Patty Mullen (Frankenhooker) has the dual role of both the “final girl” and her own mother…

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As you can see she looks truly beautiful here and does her best to make the most of it…She isn’t given a whole lot to do til the third act, spending most of the movie brooding in her red bikini. Not that there’s anything wrong with that…

Doom Asylum has quite a bit of over-the-top splatter but the most painful and terrifying aspect of the picture is the jokes…

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