Bloody Pit Of Horror is the heartwarming story of the Crimson Executioner,a sadistic murderer executed (in an iron maiden,no less) in the 17th Century. Flash forward to the swingin’s 60’s: When a pulp novelist,his publisher,a photographer and some models crash his pad (er, castle) to shoot some lurid pix for pulp covers,Big Red possesses the body of Mickey Hargitay (personally,I’d rather possess Jayne Mansfield’s body,but that’s just me) and dusts off his best torture devices,which he employs with leering relish on his pesky guests. Ads claimed that the film was “based on the writings of the Marquis DeSade” but I doubt even he could have conceived of something that was this painful to sit through…
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